Twilight Rap

Chorus:

What’s a girl to do

Got two crazy dudes

Vampire on my mind

Werewolf on the side

Sparkly skin with the golden eyes

Leader of the pack quileute, let’s ride

I’m a vampire, i’m not lyin’

Hottest shit around

I got the hair, golden eyes

Got the stare down

I got the swagger

Peacoat with a popped collar

You don’t even have a shirt kid

Here’s a dollar

Move out the way bloodsucker

Name is jacob black

I don’t need a shirt dude

I got a six-pack ,

Here, take your dollar pretty boy

Go buy some lip gloss

While you’re at it,get your hair cut

You’re lookin like a mop

Yeah, a mop, and by the way cullen

Whatchu got to give a girl?

Cold-blooded skin,

Crazy eyes, and a vamp world?

Come on bella, baby

I can show you how to keep it hot

Jump aboard my motorbike

I’ll show you everything i got.

You wanna fight dog-boy

You wanna piece of me?

Rock hard smooth stone marble

With a bite, please!

A couple cullen’s, all you need and there’s a world war

A couple jake’s and you have is a dog door

Wet dog dirty pawed

Cliffdiving teen wolf

Grab a bone, get yourself gone

And get the hell home

Isabelle marie swan

‘zona then the washington

Met a couple characters

One’s got fangs and ones got fur

Gotta make a decision

But dang you boys are fine

Wake up in the morning got one question on my mind

Should i kick it with the cullen’s play it cool like a vamp

Or should i heat it up with jacob like a lady and the tramp

Well i gotta make a decision pretty quick before i lose it

So eenie meenie miney mo

Keep the wolf or let him go

(chorus x2)

What’s a girl to do

Got two crazy dudes

Vampire on my mind

Werewolf on the side

Sparkly skin with the golden eyes

Leader of the pack quileute, let’s ride