Reefer Madness!

Lecturer:
Creeping like a communist, it’s knocking at our doors
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores
Voraciously devouring the way things are today
Savagely deflowering the good ol’ U.S.A.
It’s Reefer Madness, Reefer Madness
(Reefer Madness, Reefer Madness)
Oh so mad!

See the kids! Precious kids!
Yes, their heads are on the chopping block
and someone’s got to dare to take a stand
Can’t ignore any more, it could be your son or daughter
With a deadly stick of reefer in their hand!
They’re heading straight for
Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness!
Save our kids!

Stealthy as a socialist, it slithers up our shores
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores!
This smoking bowl of evil bears the choking stench of sin!
It burrows like a weevil under tender Christian skin!
This…
Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness!
Oh so mad!

Pull the wool from your eyes!
We’re in need of righteous soliders
for this merry wonder has to be destroyed!
Fight the urge of this scourge! It’s destructive but seductive!
So some drastic measures need to be employed!
To put and end to…
Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness!
Oh so mad!

Deadly as the Democrats that empty out our stores!
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores!
Teenagers across the land are glazed and oversexed
If you fail to draw the line, your babies will be next!
Oh! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness!
Oh so mad!

Tell your children! (Reefer Madness)
Fight the menace! (Reefer Madness)
Kill the Devil! (Reefer Madness)
Save the country! (Reefer Madness)
Madness! Madness! Madness! Madness! Reefer’s made us crazy barking…
Mad!