Tenafly Viper

A tale of drifters,
winos, and a bunch of derelicts
They are soon to meet their fate
and surely it is sick!
The old junkyard is full
of these pathetic lowlife creeps
Stalking around at night,
acting like a bunch of drunk freaks!

They barely felt it
They’ve all melted!
The drink they choose
That Tenafly Viper booze!

They have lived this long,
but now they’re shit out of luck
Because Ed’s got some potent wine
that he’s selling for just a buck!
One sip is all it takes and flesh oozes right down the drain
Allt he homeless guys are melting
and the Viper is to blame!

A bum takes a piss
and then the bastards cut off his dick
They toss it all around the place
and one even gives it a kick!
Some of them are melting fast
right down in a commode
Others like the fat wino swell up
and then explode!

They barely felt it
They’ve all melted
The drink they choose
That Tenafly Viper booze!