Made a Quite Impressive Noise

It made a quite impressive noise
When I slammed the door to your building
Followed by a gold-haired boy
Running naked down the street
And I think he might have seen me
As I stood and watched in horror
The pavement gave a face-lift instantly
And the car drove off in vain
And I still don’t know who to blame
‘Cause there’s brain bits on my tie
I swear I didn’t know it then
But sweetie, I caught you in a lie
And somebody’s going to have to pay for your sins

And the rain began to pour and drown me
As I tried to talk him back
No Jesus or policeman could save the day
I’m pretty positive about that
And when you came and saw him laying on the ground
Your head fell pretty hard into your hands
And the only thing I wished I’d really said is
“I’ve got this brilliant plan”
But the truth is, I still don’t know who to blame
‘Cause there’s blood all over my tie
I tried to make you run that fast
But sweetie, I caught you in another lie
And now you’re going to have to pay for your sins