Trump

I was born in my own hospital
(A great hospital, the best you could imagine)
Delivered by the doctor that I bought
(And he thanked me, he said, “Donald thank you, this is terrific”)
I bought at least a couple wifes
(Three highest paid women in America)
But the third one doesn’t speak English just right
(And she’s great, I see her on holidays, terrific)
Now this country needs a good strong leader
I’m real busy but I may just have the time
If I let you elect the Trumpster
You’re welcome

I’m a great leader and I can’t read
We’re being rapen by the Chinese
I’ll make these China dogs my bitches
I’m the filthy richest
We need a hero that’ll come help
I’ll sell America to myself
I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges
I’m the filthy richest

I want to make this country great
(Right now we’re not great)
But the Mexicans keep comin’ here to rape
(And by the way, at least rape in English)
I’ll build a wall no one could climb
(No one will climb this wall)
And the spics could rape on their own fuckin’ side
(Mexico is the new China)
Now I’m seein’ people talk about Trumpster
Sayin’ things that quite frankly aren’t nice
When I’m in charge of our nuclear program
You’re all bombed (And fired)

I’m a great leader and I can’t read
We’re being rapen by the Chinese
I’ll make these China dogs my bitches
I’m the filthy richest
We need a hero that’ll come help
I’ll sell America to myself
I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges
I’m the filthy richest

We’re losin’, it’s a catastrophe
I’ll negotiate a better deal, I’ll do a good job
We need a leader pres’ that’ll get us out of our debt
Help the people get lower wig prices
We need a leader pres’ that’ll get us rid of ISIS
Rip ‘em all to shreds,fuckin’ towel heads
We need a leader pres’ that’ll get us drivin’ hybrids
Give us all some bread with a side of Pez
And tell the Mexicans, and all the illegal migrants
You gotta get a license

I’m a great leader and I can’t read
We’re being rapen by the Chinese
(Rapen by Chinese)
I’ll make these China dogs my bitches
I’m the filthy richest
(I’m the filthy richest)
We need a hero that’ll come help
I’ll sell America to myself
(America to me)
I’ll build you’s highways and some bridges
I’m the filthy richest

And I just can’t help all you’s bitches, I’m the filthy richest
It’s gonna be terrific ‘cause I’m the filthy richest