Real Friends

You’re my sidekick
You’re my alibi
You’re my right hand man
I’m your homeboy
I’m your main dude
I’m your best laid plan
When the shit hits the fan
Could I make you understand
I don’t know

Would you still be my friend
If I made out with your mother
Would you still be my friend if I beat up your brother
‘Cause I’d still be friends
With you that’s what real friends do

You’re my defence
You’re my samurai
You’re the man,
You’re the man
There’s no secrets
There’s no need to lie
Words are not enough to best describe us
But when the shit hits the fan
Could I make you understand
I don’t know

Would you still be my friend if I broke into your house
Pissed in your shoes and relieved you off your eyebrows
I’d still be friends with you
‘Cause that’s what real friends do
These scenarios have all been hypothetical so far
Bad news is I think I brought your girlfriend to the brink
While you were sleeping after drinking in the backseat of your car
I will still be your friend no matter what happens

I will still be your friend through the good times and the bad ones
‘Cause I’ll always be there for you
‘Cause that’s what real friends do
‘Cause that’s what real friends do
‘Cause that’s what real friends do
‘Cause that’s what real friends do