The Perfect Beast

Could you build the perfect beast
To make my life complete?
Strong as any man
But gentle like a lamb

A little lamb
A little lamb

He would tell my friends hello
He would come to every show
He would get me in the zone
And adjust my microphone

My microphone
Into the zone

He would drive me when I’m drunk
He could help me find the funk
He could take a silly song
And move it right along

Move it right along
Yeah, let’s move on!

(Aaaaah!)
Could you build the perfect beast?
(Aaaaah!)
Could you build the bliss of my beast?
(Aaaaah!)
Don’t tell the animal police

The animal police
My take, my beast
(No, no, no)
Don’t take my beast
(No, no, no, no)

‘Cause it helps me keep it real
Gives me my sex appeal
He could be the shining board
To change that minor cord

That minor cord
To a major cord

Until he tag along
And help me with my songs
He would write my only hit
But we fight over the split

Over the split
To the hell with this

(Aaaaah!)
Could you build the perfect beast?
(Aaaaah!)
Could you build the bliss of my beast?
(Aaaaah!)
Don’t tell the animal police

The animal police
My take, my beast
The animal police
My take, my beast

(No, no, no)
Don’t take my beast
(No, no, no, no)