Adult

I used to hope one day I’d be rich
But now I’m happy if I have somewhere to sit
Used to get drunk and wake up feeling refreshed
But now I have a drink and can’t get out of bed

‘Cause it finally hurts being hungover
But it’s still not worse then being sober

‘Cause bein’ an adult is fuckin’ hard
I’m still holdin’ on to my mom’s credit card
No one ever told me
Growin’ up gets kinda lonely
Bein’ an adult is fuckin’ hard
It’s fuckin’ hard

I used to think by now I’d be a mom
Just turned twenty-six and can barely feed my dog
I used to put down a Big Mac and some fries
Now, just the thought of it will go straight to my thighs

Guess my body’s finally moving slower
I’m regretting that tattoo on my shoulder

‘Cause bein’ an adult is fuckin’ hard
I’m still holdin’ on to my mom’s credit card
No one ever told me
Growin’ up gets kinda lonely
Bein’ an adult is fuckin’ hard
It’s fuckin’ hard

Yeah, ooh
Ooh
I never thought I’d grow up so fast
But I’m hoping the best comes last

‘Cause bein’ an adult is fuckin’ hard
I’m still holdin’ on to my mom’s credit card
No one ever told me
Growin’ up gets kinda lonely
Bein’ an adult is fuckin’ hard
It’s fuckin’ hard

I never thought I’d grow up so fast
But I’m hoping the best comes last