True Mud

I feel the mud between my toes
I wanna fight true mud with you

– What can I get for you, sir?
– I need a true mud
– Did he said true mud?
– Yeah, he must be one of that grouches, grouches love mud
– Oh ???, he doesn’t look like a grouch to me
– Are you a ???
– What are you doing? Just get me some mud! I need mud!
– Alright, alright! True mud, commin’ up!
– Here you go!
– That’s not true mud!
– It’s not?
– It’s a potato!
– Oh…oh right! That’s a true spud! Spud mud…spud mud!
They sound so much the same! They rime!
Guess I got confused!
– I need true mud! Hurry!
– Mud…you ain’t one of them grouches, are you?
– Just give me some mud! I need some mud!
– I don’t have mud…but I do have this broken watch! It’s a true ??
– I don’t want a spud, or a ?? or a ?? I want mud!!
– That was a true ??
– I mixed some ?? water, made a whole lot of mud, sir!
– What do you want with all this mud?
– It’s time for my mud bed!
– Mud bed? He must be a grouch!
– Now that’s what I call true mud!!