You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Just face the music you’re a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul Mr Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You’ve got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr Grinch
Well, given the choice between the two of you
I would take the the seasick crocodile

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You’re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
And your soul is full of gunk
Mr Grinch
The three best words I would use to describe you
Are as follows and I quote
Stink! Stank! Stunk!