Kutcher

Why’d you always try to fuck with my head?
You mocked my haircut again
So I got some scissors and cut it off
And now I can’t go out in public
I look like a suburban monk
I guess I am punked because
Ashton Kutcher’s got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
You fuck with my system again
I’ll take your favourite pen
I’ll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash
Then when you go out in public
Your fabric will be fucking soft
I guess you got punked because
Ashton Kutcher’s got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
But they’re not together anymore
I just wanted to be your
Mid-naughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your
Mid-naughties MTV star
Said I just wanted to be your
Mid-naughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your
Mid-naughties MTV star