40-20-44

[Casting director]
You, the perky one
Do I know you?

[The Good Witch]
Um, yes
I auditioned for you last year!
You told me I was pretty ugly
But that’s okay, because I have something I need to get off my chest

Uh, uh!
Stepped out of my bubble
Got D’s, a double
Emerald City, look at me now!

40, 20, 44
That’s what
Makes me
Pop-u-lor
I’ve got
Boobs and butt galore
Once was tragical
Now I’m magical

I ditched the munchkins
And got great big pumpkins!

Watch out, I’m casting spells
What I’ve got really sells
Now I’m booked and busy because
Of this brand new ass and ta-tas
And I owe it all to
The wonderful wizard of Oz!

Thank you, Doctor Wiz-more