I Made A Deal

I was just your average girl
Until my world up ended
When me and Satan took a twirl
I got so demented
He showed me the way to
Make work of idle hands
Exorcize my demons
Now I’m a worldwide fitness brand

I invented spinning

Your mother darns socks in hell
Your mother darns socks in hell
Your mother darns socks in hell
Your mother darns socks in hell

Pennywise, ya made it!

Can’t have a party without a clown
Right, Rosemarie?

I was just a killer clown
Scaring kids at parties
Terrorized a quaint New England town
But I needed a new hobby
He told me my makeup
Could be sold to Crossland
His call was a wake-up
And now I’m a global beauty brand

Beat your face
With grace
Eat your heart out, Kim Chi

What are all these old people doing here?

I was just an AI doll
A boring babysitter
Until he programmed me for more
Activated my inner glitter
My dances went viral
Shook my robot knockers
Fans watch me freestyle
Now I’m one rich-ass TikToker

Not a soul can clock, not a soul can clock
Not a soul can clock, not a soul can clock

We made a deal with the devil
Our lives went so next-level
We made a deal with the devil
Look at us, we’re extra special

We’re gorgeous and shameless
Not to mention, rich and famous
We made a deal with the devil