Meet The Von Snapps

[Mariah]
Hello, hello, hello
You must be the von snapps
I’m your new lead singer, mariah grande
Tell me about yourselves

[Strudel Von Snapp]
My name is strudel and I make the butter
Sometimes I [?]

[Mariah]
Oh
Very farm to table

[Schnitzel Von Snapp]
My name is schnitzel and I want to marry
But all the boys tell me
My schnitzel’s too heavy

[Mariah]
Aw
That’s very personal

[Diesl Von Snapp]
My name is diesl, I like sitting on pinecones
French-kissing kittens and sitting on pinecones
And smelling my pinecones and dating my pinecones and-

[Mariah]
Wow, that’s very specific
But that’s… Okay
All we need is a little, um, flash
Pizzazz
Sparkle

[Diesl]
Oh, so you want us to drag this shit up?

[Schniztel]
Where should we start?

[Strudel]
How about at the very beginning?

[Mariah]
That’s a very good place to start
Hit it!