I LIKE GIRLS (Lesbian Parody)

Dada come, come pops, take a seat
There’s someone you know that you’ve got to meet
So brace yourself for the big reveal
She’s about my height when she’s not in heels

Some girl play barbie dolls
She played sports with bats & balls
It’s not Mrs. Clause, it’s time for applause
It’s coming out the closet

Dada, I like girls, I like breasts
Like their chest when they sweat
Like those prints in that dress
Tell them boys: Thank you, next

I like when they text me pics of cats
Like their Subaru with a rack
Tell them boys I’m sorry
I like girls

Dada, girls like me (I like girl who like girls)
Dada (I like girls who like girls)
Work (I like girls who like girls)
Dada (I like girls who like)

Girls like me, yeah (girls like me)
Yeah, they do (girls like me)
Ooh (girls like me)
Motherfuckin’ girls like me (bitch!)

I like when they shake it, shake it
I like when they grind real slow (real slow)
I like when they almost naked (damn)
Tell mom I’m so homo

Lights off, doors shut
Curvy, cute, soft skin
Nails that are super short, yup

Dada, I like girls, I like breasts
Like their chest when they sweat
Like those prints in that dress
Tell them boys: Thank you, next

I like when they text me pics of cats
Like their Subaru with a rack
Tell them boys I’m sorry
I like girls

Dada, girls like me (I like girl who like girls)
Dada (I like girls who like girls)
Work (I like girls who like girls)
Dada (I like girls who like)

Girls like me, yeah (girls like me)
Yeah, they do (girls like me)
Ooh (girls like me)
Motherfuckin’ girls like me (bitch)

Style like they name Ellen
Sexy like Sarah (Paulson)
I pick her up at softball
Roller Derby League

Bra off at the house
Jiggling like jello
By day I call her Beauty
By night I call her Queen

Bitch, G to the I to the R to the L
Girls will be girls and with girls I’m obsessed
Girls in the gym clothes, girls in a dress
And if girls are a crime then I’m under arrest

‘Cause I’ve been girl crazy since the girls scout
Fuck the closets, let the girls out
Don’t be a bulldog when you’re a frog
No dialogue, get rid of hotdogs

Dada, I like girls, I like breasts
Like their chest when they sweat
Like those prints in that dress
Tell them boys: Thank you, next

I like when they text me pics of cats
Like their Subaru with a rack
Tell them boys I’m sorry
I like girls

Dada, girls like me (I like girl who like girls)
Hahaha (I like girls who like girls)
Work (I like girls who like girls)
Dada (yeah) (I like girls who like)

Girls like me (sorry), girls like me
(Not sorry) Girls like me
Ooh (girls like me)
Motherfuckin’ girls like me (bitch!)