Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I was outside cuttin’ up bike tires with my grandson
When out of nowhere
Forty hundred police vehicles came bookin’ (came bookin’!)
They went, busted up in that weird old white dude’s house
He had a cult up in there
White dude’s hold the record for creepy crimes
But females are strong as hell

Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It’s a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But females are strong as hell

Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It’s a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But females are strong as hell

We’ve been livin’ here 10 years
Nobody seen no girl
Nobody heard no girl
Nobody smelled no girl

He had them underground
They came out the hole lookin’ round
Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils
And I said: Nathan, is this for reals?!

One, two, three, four girls came out!
One, two, three, four girls came out!

Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It’s a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But females are strong as hell

Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
It’s a miracle!
Unbreakable!
They alive, dammit!
But females are strong as hell