Toad

You know, I been thinkin’ about something lately, baby
Come sit down here, I got something to tell you
You know, these past few days have been magical
You made me feel like a hundred bucks last night
And the breakfast you cooked up this morning tasted
Like it was made from the big restaurant in the sky

Nonetheless, I noticed lately that you been thinkin’ about settling down
And uh, gettin’ us a little cabin in the woods together
Maybe couple chickens, couple dogs, couple kids
And you know, and I
You know, I really think that sounds lovely, baby, but uh
I got something real important to tell ya
So I hope you’re sitting down
Here it comes, baby

Well, I don’t need no woman tellin’ me
When to go bed and when to brush my teeth
Girl, if you ain’t my mother, please don’t try to be
Girl, you can’t change this old hound dog
No, you can’t fix me, what, what?
I’ma keep on hootin’ and a-hollerin’
And drinkin’ liquor and gettin’ high
I’m never gonna be the man you want me to be
I’m a rebel till I die

I don’t need no woman
I don’t need no man
I don’t need no woman
I don’t need no man

‘Cause I been living on the outskirts of society my whole life
And I ain’t ever gonna be like all the stupid things that you like
Never gonna like them, man
Yeah, I don’t need no woman
I don’t need no, need no man
To tell me what I can’t do or what I can

I don’t need no woman
I don’t need no man
I don’t need no woman
I don’t need no man

Well, I don’t need no woman, no woman telling me
When to go to bed, when to check up on my thing
Girl, I don’t need to play by the rules until I want to
‘Cause I’m a free man, baby, I belong to the open road
And by the time the morning comes, honey
I’ll be hoppin’ on out of here like a frog or a toad
Just like a toad, just like a toad

I don’t need no woman
I don’t need no man
I don’t need no woman