The Inevitable, Obligatory Backstabbing Song

(aka ‘STAB’)
Stab, stab, stab: stab me in the back
Put, put, put a rope around my neck
I want your attention so…STAB ME IN THE BACK
Spread, spread, spead rumours about me
Feed, feed, feed my insecurity
I want your attention so…STAB ME IN THE BACK