Rich Sumbitch

Last couple years been good to me
Made a couple bucks, got a new 3D TV
Bought my old woman a brand new set of tits
I tested ‘em out and buddy they’re the shit

I’m a Rich Sumbitch
I ain’t poor no more
Got a California King
No more sleeping on the floor
Ain’t haulin’ no hay
Ain’t diggin’ no ditch
I’m pissin’ gold
I’m a Rich Sumbitch

Got a guy named Chuck who wipes my ass
20 bucks a shit, and I pay ‘em in cash
I got a tattoo of a pussy on the head of my dick
Lord it hurt like hell, but brother it looks sick

I’m a Rich Sumbitch
I ain’t poor no more
Got a California King
No more sleeping on the floor
Ain’t haulin’ no hay
Ain’t diggin’ no ditch
I’m pissin’ gold
I’m a Rich Sumbitch

I’m a Rich Sumbitch
I ain’t poor no more
Got a California King
No more sleeping on the floor
Ain’t haulin’ no hay
Ain’t diggin’ no ditch
I’m pissin’ gold
I’m a Rich Sumbitch
I’m pissin’ gold
I’m a Rich Sumbitch
I’m a Rich Sumbitch
I’m a Rich Sumbitch
I’m a Rich Sumbitch