Bubba Gump

I met a Louisiana man said his name was Bubba Gump
Drove a pretty Porsche with the trunk up in the front
Saw him staring at me so I asked him: What you want?
A pretty little lady with a big fat rump
Looked at my reflection and I said das me
I normally reject ‘em with the 1-2-3
1, I got a man, 2, I don’t like the D
Or 3, I’m packing heat so get the hell away from me!
But this man had me shook
You heard of Mr. Take-Yo-Girl? Well I just got took
I took my cellular device out of my pocketbook
I put it in his hand like: You gotta Instagram? Lemme take a look
Chile, this man was fine online, offline
From the front, from behind right in front of my eyes
I was so mesmerized had a hoe bout to cry
Almost fell to my knees like I seen Jesus Christ
Oh my Lord I need a little water
It’s like he was made for me fresh to order
And he got ya girl dripping wet like Florida
Somebody son about to fuck my mama daughter
I hopped up in his Porsche told him to bust this right
I’m riding something other than the bus tonight
He did all of the freaky stuff I like
So you can call me Mrs. Bubba Gump for life

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump
(Oh, Bubba)
Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump
(Oh, Bubba)
Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump
(Oh, Bubba)
Bubba Gump, you can call me Mrs. Bubba Gump
(Call me Mrs. Gump)
Bubba Gump, I let him rub up on my lumps
(Rubbin on my lumps)
Bubba Gump, he chewing like some bubble gum
(Chewin like some gum)
Bubba Gump, he choosing ain’t the only one
(Ain’t the only one)
Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba

Now let me tell you bout Bubba, he’s kinda obsessed
But his knowledge on the topic got me kinda impressed
You would think it would be cars or designer or sex
But it’s one thing Bubba loves better than the rest
That’s shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp
Coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp
Shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad
Shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burgers, shrimp sandwich
Yeah he took me to the shrimp boil, he made sure I was fed
And then I took him home and gave him crazy head
That’s what I love about Bubba he be feeding me
He know my favorite letter D-D-D-D-D-D-D
Oops did I stutter, I must have got it from Bubba
He took me to meet his motha, she said: Girl, he really love ya
I know, fasho
I tell these hoes they can kiss this ring
And when you address me it’s Mrs. B. G

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump
(Oh, Bubba)
Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump
(Oh, Bubba)
Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump
(Oh, Bubba)
Bubba Gump, you can call me Mrs. Bubba Gump
(Call me Mrs. Gump)
Bubba Gump, I let him rub up on my lumps
(Rubbin on my lumps)
Bubba Gump, he chewing like some bubble gum
(Chewin like some gum)
Bubba Gump, he choosing ain’t the only one
(Ain’t the only one)
Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba

I found a man named Bubba (I found a man named Bubba)
He about 6’3 (he about 6’3)
He a real good lover (he a real good lover)
Yeah he got good D (yeah he got good D)
And he put it on me (good God)
So good I won’t leave (I ain’t finna leave)
Unless he want me to leave
And go with him to New Orleans

Bubba is the man for me
(I’ll relocate for that dick)
I’m bout to move from Atlanta down to New Orleans
(I’ll move state to state for that dick)
Bubba, Bubba is the man for me
(I’m finna make some beignets for that dick)
I’m bout to move from Atlanta down to New Orleans
(I’m finna play for the Saints for that dick)
Bubba (Bob that back till it break for that dick)
You know I love ya (in the yard with a milkshake for that dick)
Oh, oh, oh Bubba (hit it hard like an earthquake for that dick)
You know I love ya (no car but I’ll do the race for that dick)