It's My Birthday

(Hehehehehehe)
(Bliser)

Went to sleep late just to wake up early
Shoved my face in the toilet, it gave me a swirly dirly
I tried to skate on the floor but I slipped
Somebody hit the back of my head with a brick
This the sound of me eating some chips
This the sound of a bag when crumpled
This the laugh of a crazy witch: Ha ha ha
This the laugh of an evil scientist: Heh heh heh heh heh

Broke a clock so what’s my birthday?
Got in a fight with a lizard on my birthday
My momma called my phone and said: It’s your day
I taped up a snake, tsss, you bit me!
Hey, where you wash your clothes, man? I’m itching
This the sound of me falling in the kitchen
Hello? Come do your dishes
But Michael Jackson ain’t have to do dishes: You not Michael Jackson

Went to sleep late just to wake up early
Shoved my face in the toilet, it gave me a swirly dirly
I tried to skate on the floor but I slipped
Somebody hit the back of my head with a brick
This the sound of me eating some chips
This the sound of a bag when crumpled
This the laugh of a crazy witch: Ha ha ha
This the laugh of an evil scientist: Heh heh heh heh heh
This the sound of me eating some chips