Open the Anus

At one morning I woke up
With strange feeling in ass
One meter of wood
Was plugged in my anus

Gallons of shit
Inside my body
Painfully looking
An way to get out

Open the anus

Pressure grows
You cannot withstand
Trying to excrete
Oh, it wont come out

Shit happens now
Your limbs separate
Without arms and legs
Your head is full of shit